Today’s Gender of the day is: The Alien Emoji
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
YAAAAAAAAAAS TO THAT COMMENT
The scientist -Coldplay // Exile Vilify -The National // These and more than these - Joseph Fink // Coin operated boy -The Dresden Dolls // What you know -Two Door Cinema Club // I’ll Try - Jonatha Brooke // Savior - Rise Against // The Man I knew - Dessa // Who wants to live forever - Queen // To Zanarkand - FFX // Once upon a dream -Sleeping Beauty // All those friendly people- Funeral Suits // Nothing at all -Molotov Cocktail Party // Somewhere only we know - Lily Allen // Best of friends - Fox & The Hound // + 2 bonus songs